Platform: PC
Region: PAL
Country: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Developer(s): Size Five Games
ReleaseDate: 2026-01-27
Players: 1
Co-op: No
Earth Must Die
Earth Must Die is the story of my glorious rise to power (off the back of my adored father’s passing), my subsequent accidental surrender to the Terranoids, and my infamous revenge against Earth and everything it stands for. Apparently the story is retold in the form of one of those old point and click adventure games that people gave a sh*t about in the 1990s, I wanna say? But in 2026. Doesn’t sound like a good idea to me, but what do I know – I’m just a benevolent, terrifying leader of worlds who everyone loves and also super respects. I’m also not sure what the phrase “British comedy royalty” is supposed to mean, but I guess they got a bunch of “funny” f*ckwits to dub over my glorious voyage to feed the Terranoids their own bumholes?
Trailer: YouTube
ESRB Rating: M - Mature 17+
Genre(s): Adventure
