Platform: Nintendo Game Boy Advance
Region: NTSC
Publishers(s): mega cat studios
ReleaseDate: 2019-01-01
Players: 1
Co-op: No
The Meating
Poor Konstantinos (Kon) is one lonely minotaur. Formerly a contender in the bullfighting world, Kon won his freedom like a gladiator when he defeated El Culo Rojo, a famous matador. Unable to find a mate, he extends a hoof into the cesspool of online dating. Against all hope, however, he finds a stunning match on SwapMeat, a dating app. He sets up a blind date, polishes his horns, and gets on his way. Unfortunately, there’s nothing but catfish on the menu, as his date turns out to be a butcher. After she suggests “taking things back to her place,” she kills and slaughters poor Kon. However, Gyros, the Greek God of Meat, shows pity upon Kon and grants him a chance to reassemble his tragically-sourced meat . . .
ESRB Rating: Not Rated
Genre(s): Action | Puzzle | Platform
